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Me sleepy. Me go sleep now. Update will be tomorrow. Enjoy your day. ^_^
Gleaned from ThinkGeek's Customer Fortunes:
There was this young boy, and he was playing in the woods by himself. As he was frolicking around, he found a little piece of paper. He picked it up, and brought it with him to school. As he was late, the teacher asked him why, and he told her that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. She asked to see it, and when she read what was on it, she got very upset and sent him to the principal.
When the little boy got to the principal's office, the principal asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him here. So the principal asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and sent him home.
When the little boy got home, his dad asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him here. So his dad asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the house.
Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him home. And as he showed it to his dad, his dad kicked him out. So the Prime Minister asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the country.
Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found a mountain. He climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed some more until he got to the top. It was very windy there, and as he stood there, a gust of wind caught the little piece of paper and sent it flying away.
So no one ever knew what was written on that little piece of paper.
Gleaned from ThinkGeek's Customer Fortunes:
There was this young boy, and he was playing in the woods by himself. As he was frolicking around, he found a little piece of paper. He picked it up, and brought it with him to school. As he was late, the teacher asked him why, and he told her that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. She asked to see it, and when she read what was on it, she got very upset and sent him to the principal.
When the little boy got to the principal's office, the principal asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him here. So the principal asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and sent him home.
When the little boy got home, his dad asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him here. So his dad asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the house.
Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him home. And as he showed it to his dad, his dad kicked him out. So the Prime Minister asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the country.
Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found a mountain. He climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed some more until he got to the top. It was very windy there, and as he stood there, a gust of wind caught the little piece of paper and sent it flying away.
So no one ever knew what was written on that little piece of paper.