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Friday, December 3rd, 2004 08:35 am
Greetings.

I am an alien life-form that has come to take over your planet one person at a time.

I have changed my form to take on this LiveJournal post.

I am currently having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you are enjoying it because you are smiling.

Please pass me on, as I'm really horny.
Friday, December 3rd, 2004 10:13 am (UTC)
XDDDD!
Friday, December 3rd, 2004 11:04 am (UTC)
O.o; this post scares me...
Friday, December 3rd, 2004 11:23 am (UTC)
EYEBALL SEX! reminds of of akirarat somehow... ;)
Friday, December 3rd, 2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
Eyeballs/sex makes me think eyeballs/licking, and I am so not thanking you for the reminder. >.<

*hugs*, though
Sunday, December 5th, 2004 07:42 pm (UTC)
Oops.

*hugs back*