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I went with Mom tonight to see Elvira Kurt and Brigitte Gall, and I had a blast. It was a great way to end the week.
But man, nothing tops the things Kevin Smith said last night. Here's a bucnh of the quotes and their context... (I discovered that Drew went too, as he has "Bionic Ninjas... hiding behind a rock" on his screenname. XD)
-First thing he did was lay the podium down. I mean, what else would he do? ;)
"You're the free-input woman next door"
-Referring to Canada, being so wonderful :)
"I only discovered it two years ago, myself..."
Not Actually Kevin, but while asking a question, the dialogue was:
"I don't know whether you noticed, but I am a physically disabled midget"
Pause...
"No...."
followed by the line above from the Questionee. XD
"Trafficing hashish in her backpack"
-Dora The Explorer. Apparently it's a LOT of fun to watch it stoned, as you're, like, with Dora. Not just helping her, you're there.
"Bushy no bombing of an innocent country"
-More Dora The Explorer, if only they could do that to real people what they do to Swipey to stop him from doing stuff ("Swipey no Swipen" three times)
"We got an astrologer to lay out cards for two years"
-How they got Ben Affleck to cry so convincingly in Jersey Girl.
"Let the Saviour fucking speak!"
-One dude had dressed up as the Buddy Christ, and Kevin couldn't hear him because other people were talking over him as he was asking a question.
"United States of Atkins"
-Mostly Self-Explanitory.
"Mewes!!!"
-Guess who was there? :D He's been drug-free for 20 months now, and well, when people asked him to call him on a cellphone, he just turned towards the door and yelled. :D!!!
"Jay and Silent Bob go Canadian, eh?"
-The title of the Movie Kevin Smith is directing in the 3-episode Degrassi arc. They plan on making "Snoogins" toques with a Canadian flag on them. I will get one, even though I don't wear hats of any sort.
"If by hot, you mean illegal"
-Referring to Mewes hitting on the Degrassi chicks. I think it was the Degrassi chicks... and Mewes thought they were hot.
"It's a dime-bag of Timbits"
-After he went on about how he likes Timbits (Donut Holes for you Americans), someone had smuggled in a box of them. ("Only took you fucks an hour to figure it out") But in case they got the box taken away, they had a smaller bag hidden in his coat with a few more Timbits. Kevin initally thought he was getting pot on-stage. XD
"How much does Garofalo make?" "20 G's" *BAM*
-After his first few Q&As, he discovered that he could be making money because Jeanine Garofalo does. The sound effect was the microphone falling out of his hand in shock. He then started charging Gas Money. XD
"Leafs won't play? Bring the fat guy back"
-Kevin referring to the fact that we have nothing better to do on Saturday Nights because of our Hockey Lockout, and he could fill the room every week.
"Kevin Smith Behind The Rocks"
-This will be the title of his third Q&A in Toronto. ;) "Behind the Rocks" came from his script of the Bionic Man, hiding behind rocks while Bionic Ninja were chasing him. But the Rocks became the catchphrase. ;)
"Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, Jesus" - "It's like i'm having a conversatlon with one of my characters"
-Someone asked him if he ever thought that shaving his beard would spell doom for him - and those were the three examples he gave. The second quote there was Kevin's.
"Jesus will hit the iceberg"
-Referring to Passion of the Christ and Titanic, on how we already know the ending to the books, and well... he started meshing. His version of The Bible wouldhave Ninjas with Uzis. ("I'm supposed to die!" "Not on my watch...")
Any other good ones? ;)
Werewolves of folklore differ greatly from modern renditions seen in movies and shows. People believed there were many ways to become werewolves, such as drinking rainwater collected in a wolf's pawprint, eating meat gnawed on by a wolf, or being born with a full set of teeth or covered in a caul. And unlike movie werewolves, werewolves of old were oftentimes harmless and highly honorable!
As a werewolf, you are loyal, strong and honorable, and you will protect all you hold dear with your very life. Although you are not a violent individual at heart, you will fight for what you believe in. You are a good friend and truly are a wonderful person to be around.
Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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But man, nothing tops the things Kevin Smith said last night. Here's a bucnh of the quotes and their context... (I discovered that Drew went too, as he has "Bionic Ninjas... hiding behind a rock" on his screenname. XD)
-First thing he did was lay the podium down. I mean, what else would he do? ;)
"You're the free-input woman next door"
-Referring to Canada, being so wonderful :)
"I only discovered it two years ago, myself..."
Not Actually Kevin, but while asking a question, the dialogue was:
"I don't know whether you noticed, but I am a physically disabled midget"
Pause...
"No...."
followed by the line above from the Questionee. XD
"Trafficing hashish in her backpack"
-Dora The Explorer. Apparently it's a LOT of fun to watch it stoned, as you're, like, with Dora. Not just helping her, you're there.
"Bushy no bombing of an innocent country"
-More Dora The Explorer, if only they could do that to real people what they do to Swipey to stop him from doing stuff ("Swipey no Swipen" three times)
"We got an astrologer to lay out cards for two years"
-How they got Ben Affleck to cry so convincingly in Jersey Girl.
"Let the Saviour fucking speak!"
-One dude had dressed up as the Buddy Christ, and Kevin couldn't hear him because other people were talking over him as he was asking a question.
"United States of Atkins"
-Mostly Self-Explanitory.
"Mewes!!!"
-Guess who was there? :D He's been drug-free for 20 months now, and well, when people asked him to call him on a cellphone, he just turned towards the door and yelled. :D!!!
"Jay and Silent Bob go Canadian, eh?"
-The title of the Movie Kevin Smith is directing in the 3-episode Degrassi arc. They plan on making "Snoogins" toques with a Canadian flag on them. I will get one, even though I don't wear hats of any sort.
"If by hot, you mean illegal"
-Referring to Mewes hitting on the Degrassi chicks. I think it was the Degrassi chicks... and Mewes thought they were hot.
"It's a dime-bag of Timbits"
-After he went on about how he likes Timbits (Donut Holes for you Americans), someone had smuggled in a box of them. ("Only took you fucks an hour to figure it out") But in case they got the box taken away, they had a smaller bag hidden in his coat with a few more Timbits. Kevin initally thought he was getting pot on-stage. XD
"How much does Garofalo make?" "20 G's" *BAM*
-After his first few Q&As, he discovered that he could be making money because Jeanine Garofalo does. The sound effect was the microphone falling out of his hand in shock. He then started charging Gas Money. XD
"Leafs won't play? Bring the fat guy back"
-Kevin referring to the fact that we have nothing better to do on Saturday Nights because of our Hockey Lockout, and he could fill the room every week.
"Kevin Smith Behind The Rocks"
-This will be the title of his third Q&A in Toronto. ;) "Behind the Rocks" came from his script of the Bionic Man, hiding behind rocks while Bionic Ninja were chasing him. But the Rocks became the catchphrase. ;)
"Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, Jesus" - "It's like i'm having a conversatlon with one of my characters"
-Someone asked him if he ever thought that shaving his beard would spell doom for him - and those were the three examples he gave. The second quote there was Kevin's.
"Jesus will hit the iceberg"
-Referring to Passion of the Christ and Titanic, on how we already know the ending to the books, and well... he started meshing. His version of The Bible wouldhave Ninjas with Uzis. ("I'm supposed to die!" "Not on my watch...")
Any other good ones? ;)
Werewolves of folklore differ greatly from modern renditions seen in movies and shows. People believed there were many ways to become werewolves, such as drinking rainwater collected in a wolf's pawprint, eating meat gnawed on by a wolf, or being born with a full set of teeth or covered in a caul. And unlike movie werewolves, werewolves of old were oftentimes harmless and highly honorable!
As a werewolf, you are loyal, strong and honorable, and you will protect all you hold dear with your very life. Although you are not a violent individual at heart, you will fight for what you believe in. You are a good friend and truly are a wonderful person to be around.
Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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