"Tabun."

[tamakun]

Dear Winter:

I would like to remind you that you will be replaced by Spring in 4 days. At that time, I would like to ask you to please refrain from depositing any more snow on the city of Toronto.

Thanks,
Jason

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Dear Halifax Honeybees;

Thank you for the wonderful block of Honeycomb that my Mom brought home from her 2-day visit in Halifax. It's my favorite natural candy, and currently I'm enjoying some Pure Honey in my tea.

Sincerely,
Jason

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Dear Maple Trees;

Your Maple Syrup makes an awesome White Hot Chocolate at Second Cup. I look forward to purchasing another on Thursday, when a purchase of said Maple Cream Hot Chocolate will help Tree Canada plant more trees.

Thanks again,
Jason W.

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Dear Master Control Room;

Can you possibly be any hotter? I don't believe that we've done anything else to increase the amount of heat generated, and closing the door doesn't help, but rather, makes the situation worse. When we move to our new location in a few months, I look forward to placing you in a more spacious, more ventilated area. (Whenever our contractors have decided that there should be a room for you and will implement it as such into the floor plans.)

Take care,
Jason

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Dear Technology;

Please advance quickly; you're far too expensive at the moment and I wish to purchase as much of you as soon as possible.

Thanks.
Jason W

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