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[tamakun]

xopods has this bizarre 7-question quiz. I felt like taking it, 'cause it's fun. ^_^ I've bolded my answers, and put my explanation below each multiple-choice part.


1) An irate but capricious sorceror curses you with a severe tic, but offers you a choice. Would you rather feel obsessive-compulsively obliged to:

a) Hug every tree you pass
b) Hop on one foot whenever passing through a doorway
c) Belch upon finishing any snack or meal
d) Mutter, "Kiss me, I'm Irish!" whenever you see someone wearing green

I wouldn't mind it, I'm apt to touch things I pass anyhow, I typically swing around poles

2) You are granted one super-power, to be chosen from the following list. Would you rather have:

a) the ability to shape-shift into a three-toed sloth
b) prehensile hair
c) the ability to administer kisses that taste like whatever you want them to
d) the ability to judge books by their covers

That just sounds cool. :D

3) In addition to your super-power, you will have a fiercely loyal sidekick, who will stay by yourside wherever you go. You choose:

a) An ironic and witty Frenchman, sporting a handlebar moustache
b) A highly intelligent, trained squirrel
c) A mischevious six year-old girl with a slingshot
d) A streetcorner nutcase with a "The End is Nigh" sign

What? It's a furry mascot! I think that's awesome! Tamakun and his pet squirrel sidekick!

4) You are to be stranded somewhere, you know not where, with a few days' food and water, and one of the following seemingly useless items to help you survive. You choose:

a) a package of 20 A4-sized manilla envelopes
b) a large wad of plasticine
c) a single snowshoe
d) a set of pool balls

It'd keep me occupied. Although it wouldn't help with survival, I'd be playing with it. :P

5) You are to be stuck with a single nickname for all eternity. Everyone will call you by that name: family, friends, lovers, employers, etc. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, everyone you mean finds out about the nickname and starts using it. Would you rather be called:

a) T-Bone
b) Schmoopy
c) Ricky-ticky-tembo-roxo-rembo-harry-harry-bushky-linxololable-novascoria
d) CuddleBunnykins

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

6) You are offered a free university course in one of the following subjects, all of limited usefulness. Which would appeal most?

a) an obscure language, spoken only by a couple thousand people worldwide
b) advanced Monopoly (as in the game) theory
c) colour taxonomy (i.e. knowing exactly what "perriwinkle" and "burnt sierra" are)
d) "Cooking with Sea Urchins"

I like the game, and it might be good as a partial "business" credit. XD

7) Which feature would your dream house most likely include?

a) a room, completely mirrored on walls, floor and ceiling
b) a slide, from the top floor down to the street
c) a trap door for unsuspecting visitors
d) an observation turret

This was a tricky one, I want them all!

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*giggles* I have always wanted a squirrel~