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Sunday, December 28th, 2003 11:40 pm
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more, it radically affects my sense of smell
(His sense of smell)

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
(Slyly eying his other nostril)
If he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be the proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
(A nasal zoo)

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(And what is worse, it constantly explodes)
"Ferrets don't explode", you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more, it radically affects my sense of smell