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TheSpark.com's Personality Test:
GURU (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler)
Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
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If only websites knew the truth *bwahahaha*
TheSpark.com's Death Test:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 13, 2056 at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
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Death by Auto-Fellatio? XD
TheSpark.com's Love Test:
I scored 44%...
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.
People more loveable than you: 90%
People just as loveable as you: 1%
People less loveable than you: 8%
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They don't quite explain what the 44% is in relation to, but it seems that I'm confused. O.o
TheSpark.com's Purity Test:
"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."
You are 62% Pure! (Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
People less pure than you: 51%
People like you: 2%
People more pure than you: 47%
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I think that's pretty close to the 400-question Purity Test. Wasn't I 66%?
TheSpark.com's Sex Test:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 5 people!
Including the 2 you've already had sex with, that makes 3 new lovers! You are 29% sexy.
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Sometimes I wonder if I can prove these tests wrong. >:)
And an addition: Something about how Pictionary turned a "medium-risk" offender into a "maximum-security" one. O.o
GURU (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler)
Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
~~
If only websites knew the truth *bwahahaha*
TheSpark.com's Death Test:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 13, 2056 at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
~~
Death by Auto-Fellatio? XD
TheSpark.com's Love Test:
I scored 44%...
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.
People more loveable than you: 90%
People just as loveable as you: 1%
People less loveable than you: 8%
~~
They don't quite explain what the 44% is in relation to, but it seems that I'm confused. O.o
TheSpark.com's Purity Test:
"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."
You are 62% Pure! (Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
People less pure than you: 51%
People like you: 2%
People more pure than you: 47%
~~
I think that's pretty close to the 400-question Purity Test. Wasn't I 66%?
TheSpark.com's Sex Test:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 5 people!
Including the 2 you've already had sex with, that makes 3 new lovers! You are 29% sexy.
~~
Sometimes I wonder if I can prove these tests wrong. >:)
And an addition: Something about how Pictionary turned a "medium-risk" offender into a "maximum-security" one. O.o