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Before I install the Air Conditioner at Emily's place tonight, I wanted to get some information as to how, exactly, you install such a big, heavy thing, out a window without the weight of it sending it crashing three stories down. O.o (That's me, Mr. Worry.)

So, I went to H2G2.com (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Eath Edition) and looked up Air Conditioners. Unfortunately, there were no instructions on how to install such a beast, but I did find an informative article on what you do, should your Air Conditioner die.

Then, I Googled it and found this article. The "downward slope" worries me, but if that's the way it works, so be it. :) It seems to use the sill as its support.

I used to visit Learn2.com a lot when the internet was still a fledgeling... it had tutorials on everyday things, like how to tie a knot, or make bubbles. It was entertaining. Now, it's just part of Tutorials.com, which teaches Microsoft Office. *shrug*

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?!!!!

(I have to admit, I did)