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Planet Tamakun

'Tamakun? I don't really have time for that psychotic, neurotic piece of shat!' (Winn Pape)

Religion In Tamakun's World

• Tamakunism 39%
  (285,721,122 believers)
• Dalesmenist 17%
  (124,545,104 believers)
• Effacerism 7%
  (51,283,278 believers)
• Nudzhesity 8%
  (58,609,461 believers)
• Subareaism 20%
  (146,523,652 believers)
• Wastelotism 9%
  (65,935,643 believers)

Population : 732,618,263
World Ends : 31st Jan 2011
Nuclear Capable : Antigua And Barbuda, Australia, Bangladesh, Cameroon, Guadeloupe, Ireland, Puerto Rico, Saint Kitts And Nevis, Senegal
Nuked Countries : Antigua And Barbuda, Australia, Guadeloupe, Ireland

Tamakun's Wrath!!

• In an interview with Cameroon's biggest television celebrity Keys Perry, God announced that he was partial to romantic strolls on the beach, candelit dinners and eating Persian Cats alive.


• In a complete rage God began hailing plastic drink cups onto Colombia as a warning of His Divine Wrath and Ultimate Strength.


• 'Fornicators and Adulturers alike! This one is for you.' raved Tamakun as He rained down a calamity of dead gophers onto Terra Firma.

The Anti-Tamakun

God's arch nemesis was Harwell Fitta a deplorable 35-year-old man from Turkey.

The Saviour

Despite languishing in the dark pit for over 4,800,000,000 years Slagle Maguire rose to earth with a bang promising to half Canada's body lice problem by 13th Mar 2010.

This is the End

Sadly the world came to an end on 31st Jan 2011 after God accidently switched off the lights and could not find them again in the darkness.

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